Stooped Peeple

Okay I know the title is mispelled, but it's supposed to represent the people this original, soon to hopefully be released on youtube, sung by me in a hopefully funny voice, song that will highlight the behaviors of certain people we all run into on any given day.  It's not meant to be offensive or crude, just trying to make light of situations that cause some of us stress.

Stooped Peeple!

This is a little song I wrote
Maybe about the guy pulling his boat
Driving ten miles an hour down a two lane road
When the speed limit is forty five

Or maybe the gal who cut you off
What in the world was she thinking of
Writing a note on the steering wheel
When the light has already changed and she needs to drive

Or it could be the guy in the WalMart self checkout lane
With two carts full of groceries and parts for an airplane
I could find another line, but I'd rather complain
I thought self checkout was like the fast lane

But that's another story all together
Slow people in the fast lane are like bad weather
You think that it won't stick around too long
But you usually end up being wrong

Or what about the ones who jump in front of line
"just to ask one question, I hope you don't mind"
I've been waiting here since the beginning of time
So what are you, out of your mind?

Oh you just can't beat them
Stooped Peeple
You're always gonna meet them
Stooped Peeple
And when your patience is gone
You're always going to find one
Ohhhhhh, Stooped Peeple

You'll always find one riding a wave
In the middle of a hurricane
Some people you just can't save
They just don't know how to behave

This song could go on forever
Stooped Peeple aren't that clever
They would never comprehend
If you just sang it once again

Oh you just can't beat them
Stooped Peeple
You're always gonna meet them
Stooped Peeple
And when your patience is gone
You're always going to find one
Ohhhhhh, Stooped Peeple

Okay, maybe it will make it to youtube, maybe it won't, and if it's sung by me I won't be showing my face.  Maybe Jeff Foxworthy, or Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall or somebody along that genre would love to take it from here for me.  Let's start  one of those things where people are all talking about that one guy who wrote that crazy song and made it big on youtube, oh yeah it's called going viral, sorry I had a stooped moment!