Dumb and Crazy Warnings

Okay, let's face it, people do dumb things.  You know they do dumb things by some of the warning labels we see on products these days.  I stumbled across a few good ones and thought I would share them with you.  On Arm and Hammer Cat Litter it actually says "safe to use around pets", well I would hope so!  On a box of sleeping pills "warning, may cause drowsiness".  On a television remote control "Not dishwasher safe", oh man, I wanted to clean up what I was watching!  On a superman costume "wearing this does not enable you to fly", I wonder who found that out the hard way?  I know that there are many more crazy ones out there.  I've thought of some of my own based on where I work and what people have done, because you know that's the reason those crazy warnings are on there, somebody has actually done it!  I work in a dining facility for the army so here's some of mine: "Ensure you pour liquid eggs out of bag before placing on grill".  "Do not cut plastic off of milk bib until pincher is in place".  "Do not thaw bag of hamburger buns in oven".  "Take hot dogs out of plastic before placing in steamer".  "Find a hotel for your mother to stay in before you fly her to the states and make her share your barracks room."  And most importantly: "Please wash hands before leaving restroom!"